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ritterlied:

Some asshole did that to me my freshmen year of high school, except I was sitting on this moped I had just bought and he had a jeep cherokee. Drove up right behind me and started pushing me in his car. He could have crushed me if he kept going (I also just dropped my moped and jumped off it to the side) but he stopped when everyone in the parking lot started yelling at him.

I ended up making out with his girlfriend not long after that when my friends and I were hanging out at her house…lol

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twingeneticist:

THERES

ONLY

116

SAND

CATS

LEFT

ON

EARTH

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hiddleswiggles:

every-loki-lies:

rxlconvoy:

GOOD GUY ROBERT DOWNEY JR.

Marvel is being a piece of shit and idiot for thinking of recasting. The actors are already becoming characters.

You can’t just stick some dude in the place of Chris Hemsworth and call him Thor.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[jjppoo]

he looks super worried 

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nic0tine-kisses:

the-stars-above-shine:

Amen

i only made this 2 days ago notes what

Can we just take a moment and preach Johnny Depp?

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xlostsoul312x:

calledchaos:

wondurs:

primuula:

skinny-depression:

i love obama way too much

FUCKING LOVE YOU OBAMA BE AUSTRALIA’S PRESIDENT 

AMEN

Can everyone think like this, please?

OBAMA, THANK YOU FOR THIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

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Internet is being stupid again. Maybe ill read

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